Personal Headlines Vol. XXXIII No. 75498  Personal Headlines  Established in 1979

Extra Special Edition—

 Your Personal Headline On Authentic Newsprint  

Extra Special Edition—

“Hot Off The Press!”

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Famous Punchlines – Have Fun!

Usually a Punchline or Punch Line is usually defined as the Final Line of a Joke. Hopefully, the Comedian expects laughter from his audience. But at Personalized Headlines we feel it can also be used as the Final Statement of a Profound, Memorable, Fun, Sentimental, Playful, Comical last line to give a finishing touch for the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd Line It’s your choice! It’s your creation! Choose the Punchline that fits the theme of your Newspaper whether it’s for a Wedding, The Birth of a Newborn Baby, Retirement, A Golden or a First Anniversary (which by the way is something made of paper), A First Home Run, Birthdays, A Hole In One, A Wedding Proposal, Graduation from The First Grade or Harvard University, and on, and on, and on. Just make sure the Punchline fits on the line you choose. Have Fun!

FAMOUS PUNCHLINE CHOICES
  • Nation Declares Holiday!
  • Demands Recount!
  • Senior Citizen Sex Symbol!!
  • Husband Offers Swap for 2 – 20’s?
  • Hello Pension, Goodbye Tension!!!
  • Education System Fails!
  • Age Finally Equals IQ!!
  • Extra! Extra!
  • Believe it or Not?
  • Parent’s Faint!
  • Take This Job and Shove it!!
  • Wedding of the Year!
  • “That’s Incredible”!!!
  • Next Stop Broadway!
  • Drafted #1 by the Cowboys!
  • Ties the Knot!!
  • Birdies Fly – Eagles Fly?
  • Will you Marry Me?
  • Viagra Stock Soars??
  • Mayor Declares Holiday!
  • ATT Stock Plunges!
  • Mind & Body Shot!!
  • Stop the Presses!!
  • The Best is yet to come!
  • Still Going Strong!
  • Going for Gold!
  • Investigation Underway!!
  • In a Class by Himself?
  • Hot off the Press!!!
  • Read All About It!!
  • Teacher’s Faint!
  • Family & Friends Rejoice!
  • Party of the Year!!
  • Better Late than Never?
  • Pedestrians Panic!
  • Next Stop Hollywood?
  • Bouncing and Beautiful!
  • Drafter #1 by Texas Rangers!
  • Hole in One!!
  • 2-Gether-4-Ever?
  • Nation Declares Holiday
  • Obama Declares Holiday
  • Citicorp Soars
  • Geritol Stock Soars!



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