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Pre-Printed Headlines
Amuse Your Friends .. Aggravate Your Enemies ..or just have some fun!!
Whether it's framed and hung on the wall, or simply placed on a coffee table for all to see, you and your friends will receive years of enjoyment from your unique political gag gift.
ONLY $5.99/each
$3.99/each (orders of 12+ assorted titles)
Just in time for the election (and it's aftermath), Personal Headlines is proud to bring you our first pre-printed headlines. We will add to this selection as we think of interesting 'headlines' that we think will appeal to a broad audience.
We're an 'equal opportunity' joker, with no political axe to grind. We're here to help all sides find the humor in life on this beautiful planet.
Got a suggestion? If we decide to print and stock a headline you suggest, we'll give you 6 copies for free!
Sample Gag Political Headlines
- BUSH WINS IN LANDSLIDE!
KERRY STARTS NEW CAREER
WAFFLE HOUSE STOCK SOARS!
- KERRY RE-DEFEATS BUSH!
SECOND TIME IS THE CHARM
CRAWFORD TX IN MOURNING
- KERRY ACHIEVES REGIME CHANGE
GEORGE BUSH RUSHED TO ER
SMACKED BY DOOR ON WAY OUT
- KERRY BUSHWHACKED
GEORGE W RE-ELECTED
TRIAL LAWYERS IN FRENZY
- NEW YORK TIMES ENDORSES BUSH!
GLOBAL WARMING GOES INTO HYPERDRIVE
HELL FREEZES OVER - THE END IS NEAR!
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