Birthdays & Birth Announcements:
BARBARA HITS 29 AGAIN!!
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Promotion & Retirement:
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Marriage & Engagement:
JEREMY & lISA MARRY
NOW THE FUN BEGINS!
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Holidays & Momental Events:
FRIENDS IN DISBELIEF!
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Room Signs & Wall Hangings:
EDDIE CLEANS ROOM!
FINDS LONG LOST BROTHER!
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Just For the Fun of It:
DAVE SHOOTS 102!
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Write Your Own Headlines...
Basic Newspapers Start at Only
You supply the information, and we'll print the newspapers!!
Personal Headlines provides exactly that - your own words, unique and personalized, printed by hand onto authentic newsprint on an antique printing press. Whatever the occasion or event, and no matter how many copies you want, our highly trained pressmen carefully set the letters, ink them with a roller, and run each copy out one at a time.
A Gift For All Occasions:
Whether it's a birthday, an anniversary, a promotion, a bar mitzvah, a party, a seminar, a gag, or your brother cooking dinner without setting the house on fire, any time is a great time to make someone feel special and unique. We think a personalized Headline, just for them, printed on authentic newsprint, is the perfect way to say you care.
The limit's your own creativity, your own desire to lift up, bring a smile, bring laughter, poke fun at, or celebrate someone in your life.
2-Line or 3-Line Basic Headline Options
Our basic personalized 2-line or 3-line headline newspapers begin at
for one copy. Your newspaper is printed on both sides, filled with fun articles and pictures everyone can enjoy. While this makes a great gift, we offer lots of options so you can make it even more special, personalized and GREATER! more details
Custom Newspaper Name (Banner)
Instead of "The Daily Nautilus", your newspaper can be named anything you like! In the sample shown in the "detail link below", the name has been changed to "Stork Market Report". Cost added to master copy:
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Add Stars or Hearts
Now you can add stars or hearts to your headline orders (if Mel has room). If there is room to add them, we'll do so at no extra charge
Color options: red or black. Just select the option when you order your headline. If you choose hearts or stars, the size and number used will at Mel's artistic discretion. Don't worry, he's got good taste!
Write Your Own Feature Story
Create your own feature story, which appears above the fold. May contain up to
characters (including letters, punctuation & spaces). Cost added to master copy:
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Laminate Your Headlines
Professional Lamination - 10 mil (that's real thick!); makes a great placemat or keepsake. Your laminated Headlines are ready to either hang or stand up with the convenient easel backing. Cost added to master copy:
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Frame Your Headline for the Ultimate Gift!
Three framing packages are available for that extra touch of class. Each option includes the thoroughly professional framing for which we are famous. more details
- The CLASSIC: Metal custom frames in four colors (black, navy blue, gold & red) with non-glare glass.
- The Executive: Very classy custom wood frames in 3 colors (black "leather", satin gold & mahogany) with non-glare glass.
Order your headlines today!
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