Personal Headlines Vol. XXXIII No. 75498  Personal Headlines  Established in 1979

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At Personal Headlines we have many goals in mind. Our two main goals however are to gain Completely Satisfied Customers ( that’s our Guarantee ) and to make the recipient of your creativity feel Special and Unique when they receive and read the Personalized Headline you’ve ordered. There’s simply nothing like a Personalized Gift that says “This was made just for me.” “You take away all of those other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the Most Special Gift: HAPPINESS. And not by coincidence at all at Personal Headlines our motto is: WE SELL SMILES!

Although every occasion or holiday deserves a Personal Headline Newspaper as a reason to celebrate, BIRTHDAYS are #1 on everyone’s list. We all know someone who’s BIRTHDAY is coming up shortly, or a month away, or for some of us a BIRTHDAY we’ve forgotten. Not a problem, Funny and Hilarious or Loving and Sentimental we can print your Personalized Headline Newspaper the same day and ship it overnight to that Special and deserving Family Member ( Mom, Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, Sister or Brother, Uncle, Aunt, your Beautiful Wife or Handsome Husband ) or Co-Worker, Boss, Coach, Teacher ( I’m sure we left someone important out, but that’s up to you to remind us when placing your order.

If you simply can’t think of what to say call us at 214-327-1793 and we’ll create the Right Headline for the Right Person.That’s what we’re here for! Even if it’s a Gag Gift or Joke, knowing the person’s personality and sense of humor are significant when you’re the Reporter composing that Memorable Personalized Newspaper Headline.

Remember, “it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.” When writing the copy for that Personalized Headline ( that’s Newspaper Jargon for words ) this ONE-OF-A-KIND BIRTHDAY or PARTY GIFT or PARTY FAVOR for the “whole gang” ( we can print 1 or 100 copies ), the GUEST-OF-HONOR will be both Touched and Surprised that you thought he or she was deserving enough to MAKE FRONT PAGE HEADLINE NEWS for this Milestone Birthday. Let’s face it, every Birthday should feel like a Milestone Birthday and the Direct Simplicity of your Personalized Headline always “does the trick.”
Whether you choose to have your Personal Headline Custom Framed to hang Proudly on the wall or simply placed on a coffee table for all to see, the Special Birthday Recipient will receive years of Enjoyment from your Wonderful Personalized Birthday Gift. Don’t forget, “the more you Praise, have Fun and Celebrate your life, the more there is in life to Celebrate.” Below are some GREAT CLASSIC HEADLINES You Might Have Missed:

LESLIE MILLER HITS 29 AGAIN!!!
STEPHANIE HITS 52 DEMANDS RECOUNT!!

UNCLE LARRY HITS 60 JOYCE OFFERS SWAP FOR 2 30’S
GRANDMA HITS 80 THE BEST IS YET TO COME!

HARRY’S 90th BIRTHDAY SENIOR CITIZEN SEX SYMBOL!
STEVE GALLATIN HITS 60 FAMILY & FRIENDS REJOICE!


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